YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
…guess I know what carol I’m singing for my December wave.
(Source: sparklebuns)
Shower head that turns water rainbow colors
+
Bath tiles that change color according to heat
=
Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)
Via G.Reed
![idk why but 9 of clubs will always be my favorite =]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41ml4VMjU1qjbjueo1_250.png)
The icelandic volcano “Eyjafjallajokull”
Sometimes I like to think “Eyjafjallajokull” is Icelandic for “Fuck you guys, I’m a volcano”
Via ran out of internets blag
my dash makes me laugh sometimes
This is kind of perfect.
Perez wrote his name in pink highlighter so we finished his name card for him
#battlebuddylove #armylife
hell ya. I wanna get stationed here lolThe things i’d do to go to a place like this.
^^
(Source: p1kachu)
I saw this whole
Children’s Book deal and I was like
okay?
And then this ensued.
Oh this is cute! This is
Via G.Reed
About me
When the easier option is to sit back and relax, I prefer the road less traveled. My adventures have allowed me to see and do some interesting (and boring) things. Anyone who cares to look can always find something new. Why keep something to yourself when it could be enjoyed by the world? Any questions, ask. Any comments, good or bad, I will listen. And if you start following me on here and I don't know you I usually try and at least introduce myself and even chat via skype so beware =P-if people are trying to be my friend my facebook is the same name... just sayin-
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